Bear Melt

Sixth College

I’m here to tell you what college living is really like, aka strike up a bitch list before I forget any of it.

1. POTATO BUGS
2. Fighter jets
3. Bats
4. Raccoons the size of Godzilla
5. Hissing cockroaches
6. Black mold
7. No water
8. Early morning tyco drumming
9. Potentially radioactive spiders
10. Tony.

UPDATE: Lol, bomb threats too.